Total Medals Earned: 728 (From 96 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,220 Points
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 3/27 (15/500 points)
Throw your first bomb
Kill your first enemy
Complete Chapter 1 on Normal difficulty
Watch the credits until the end
Complete Chapter 2 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 1 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 2 without shooting
Complete Chapter 2 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 on Insane difficulty
Acquire 9 lives
Complete Chapter 3 on Hard difficulty
Earn 1 million points
Complete Chapter 2 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 1 without shooting
Complete Chapter 1 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 on Normal difficulty
Watch all 6 cutscenes without skipping
Beat the game on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 without shooting
Beat the game on Hard difficulty
Beat the game on Insane difficulty
Medals Earned: 18/18 (500/500 points)
Complete 20 levels
Complete 25 levels
Complete 15 levels
Complete 5 levels
Complete 10 levels
Find secret area 3
Complete lvl 6 on the first pick
Find secret area 5
Find secret area 2
Find secret area 1
Find the secret ammo box on lvl 4
Find secret area 4
Complete lvl 29
Find the secret island on lvl 13
Find the secret area on lvl 16
Complete the game with a revive
Complete the game with a takeover
Complete lvl 27
Medals Earned: 12/12 (120/120 points)
Visit Tom on Halloween.
Visit Stamper on Halloween.
Visit MindChamber on Halloween.
Visit JohnnyUtah on Halloween.
Visit Wade on Halloween.
Visit PsychoGoldfish on Halloween.
Visit Liljim on Halloween.
Visit Bob on Halloween.
Visit Mike on Halloween.
Visit Tim on Halloween.
Visit Rob on Halloween.
Visit Luis on Halloween.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
View 'ALL' drawings in the collab.
Discover HarraH's psychotic, psychedelic easter egg.
ARRGH
Twice the raping power!
SuperFlyCat
Medals Earned: 2/6 (150/360 points)
10000 clicks.
You wield that keyboard like a pianist.
Think of this medal when you press that K button.
Prisoner of war turned hero.
Now THAT'S what I call dedication
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/360 points)
Pass level 1
Succumb to the clutches of death
Pass level 6
Pass level 9
Pass levels 1-3
Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes
Medals Earned: 5/6 (75/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (120/120 points)
Beat the game.
Read all the signs.
Get all the coins.
Kill all the enemies.
Don't take damage.