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As Nazi Moderator of 08, what are your stances on popular BBS deficiencies such as Trolling, Religion Wars, and Spam?

I promise to ban all trolling, discussion, and posting with an even amount of characters!

SIEG HEIL!!! LOL :D

Why can't dictators draw nice.

ur motherfucking mom u piece of shit

President Malachy denies the allegations that you have his support. Care to comment?

I would like to take this moment to reiterate just how friendly we are in private.

how do i vote ya u little prick.

Do Nazis pray to the Almighty Pie, The Great Cake, or The Mighty Muffin?
Or do they believe in the cosmic paradox (Pie counter Cake, Cake counters Muffin, and Muffin counters Pie. Think of it like a massive game of "Paper-scissors-rock", but when someone losses, millions of people die!)

According to the Sunday Times, you aim to bring equality to all the races, sexes and all people of all sexualities by...Wiping out all of them except straight white people and deeming women inhuman and only fit for breeding, cooking and cleaning purposes.

Would you care to comment about your claims?

The statement issued to the Sunday Times was correct, and I am happy with the wording.

Next question?

I'll wait for IndianaJones moderator to save the day again.

That muffin looks delicious.

May I have a bite?

How would you comment on the claim made by the Washington Post that you are in fact a liberal?

Not that I believe this wild claim, dear Fuhrer.

Sieg heil! also tits

Bitte, mein Fuhrer: Was bilden Sie die Amtssprache von Newgrounds, sobald Sie Nazi-Umb, werden? Deutsche? Englische? Was denken sie?

When the regime is put into place, I will formally announce my plan to retain English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. However, to aid the transfer to the Nazi Regime, I will bring about some changes to the language to make it more appropriate.

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c." Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik emthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like fotograf" 20 persent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru.

why how

I'm Campaigning against you!!! I'm the better Nazi Mod.

What will you do with Boris Johnson?
Also will we all get free copies of Muffin Kampf?

nazi douche bag

your a jew........

Whoooo, do you theeeeenk, you are keeeeding Meester Hitler?

Doo, doo doo doo, doo doo.

*Dad's Army theme tune*

LMFAO

BBM for little fluffy kitty cat '08!

I thoroughly support this ingenious decision, but i would like to comment on how the incinerators so constantly mentioned in your revolution are to be used, such as whether they will be hand operated weapons deployed in squads of infantry, orbital grazers, remote turrets deployed in each town, city, small nation, ect. , a physical chamber ( this process would be very expensive considering how many noobs are on Newgrounds), devices functioning via internet connection placed inside routers or modems, an actual branch of the intergalactic federation of Nazi's which will rise in 126 and 23/45 years (this took a lot of math), and whether I will be punished for this shameless run-on sentence.

The loose plans for incinerators so far have outlined the following:

In boroughs of 75,000 or more, an incinerator will be constructed.

Shortly after my win in the election, you will report to your nearest large town to register for the incineration queue. This registration will also feature a very quick medical to determine if you have any value to me alive, but I very much doubt it.

The incinerators will be incredibly advanced, and will run on a brand new incredible technology that allows them to be fueled off the fear of the commoners.

Therefore to maximise their efficiency, we will construct in a gothic architechture. Funds will be appropriated from... oh, I don't know. Let's just say.... bedn.