Score: 7

"Couple of things:"

submission: War of the Muffins (Cpt1)

date: January 6, 2004

FIRSTLY:
Direct quotes from the (very boring, try having some TV screens of surveillance of the base or something while he talks) briefing
"The clock crew is winning the war, but im sure we can win it." I mean, come one, thats just lame.
"have a win." Victory sounds better.
"its all on the - Its all on the briefing sheet." Please, if you make a mistake, re-do it, dont continue that bit.

Also, put the briefing in some more formal looking text.

Anyway:

GRAPHICS: nicely done, tho the muffin in the begining looks pretty blocky, and trace an uzi/ak47/all guns on onion skin, dont use an actual picture, it looks real lame. The Helicopter looks lame also, but the clocks and james bond muffin are very well drawn.
STYLE: WOOO MUFFINS JAMES BOND CAN YOU DO ANY BETTER:D:D:D:D
SOUNDS: nice music, but the breifing voice is really crap.
VIOLENCE: well, its a violent movie. 'nuff said.
INTERACVTIVITY: Well, not much, just a couple o continue buttons.
HUMOUR: hehe he pissed his pants :D

OVERALL: VERY GOOD, BUT YOU COUD'VE ACTUALLY JOINED THE CLAN FIRST :) and change it to james bond muffin, now you're no longer booger muffin.

Score: 7

"Pretty good"

submission: Extasy

date: December 23, 2003

well, that third pill put me off drugs :D

make it so you can choose any pill, though

Score: 9

"Wow!"

submission: Potter Puppet Pals 2!

date: December 15, 2003

Thats one impressive movie.

GRAPHICS: Pretty good, even though the figures were simplistic, the strings and stuff were a nice touch. (and smooth as hell)

STYLE: Pretty cool. made harry potter bearable, that deserves an award on its own :D

SOUND: A bit annoying, i found.

VIOLENCE: Good violence, i didnt expect those machine guns!

INTERACTIVITY: REPLAY BUTTON! OMFG! OMFG!

HUMOUR: Hilarious :D all those jokes, the subtle bothering, snapes wand not working.... good jokes

OVERALL: MAKE MORE!

Score: 9

"Badger badger badger...."

submission: badger ver.1

date: December 7, 2003

Woohoo! Badgers. good graphics. amazing song. mushrooms. style? how can badgers not be stylish? Argh! Its a snake! Violence. None. Interactivity. Even if you turn off loop, it goes on for ever and ever and ever and ever and humour. Right, not particularly funny, unless you turn the volume up full blast and point the speakers at next door. Heh. lollors.

MAKE MORE BADGERS!

Score: 10

"In a word.... Unexpected"

submission: I says forked

date: December 3, 2003

Wow! Thats pretty wierd...
GRAPHICS: Simply spectacular. Amazingly smooth animation, and cool characters. Nice guitar though. Very smooth and realistic.

STYLE: What a song! Wierd song, but cool song. Wierd thing with the bitmapped bunny/weasel/tigger is too dodgy though. Instead of making it cool, like arfenhouse sorta stuff, it lets it down, I think.

SOUND: That is a bloody wierd song, but amazing quality and low file size, so im not complaining.

VIOLENCE: In spite of all the evil looking guys, there were minimal violent scenes. Some people firing at a target offscreen, and something jumping on one of them...

INTERACTIVY: OMFG! A REPLAY BUTTON!

HUMOUR: Some pretty wierd shit made this seem sadistically light hearted. And the dancing Tigger was funny, although dodgy. And the guitar label. Heh.

OVERALL: A really good music video. I will eat my shoes if this doesnt get a portal award

Score: 9

"Sublime"

submission: Task Force Paladin - 4

date: November 19, 2003

Wow! That was stunning! That music made me actually feel sad for saddam!

Keep up the good work!

Score: 6

"Nice stick movie"

submission: Stick fight (dbz style)

date: November 2, 2003

Graphics - A stick movie, but it has nice backgrounds. As a note, next time. make his legs move slower, cos it looks like hes moonwalking

Style - a stick movie, but resonably good

Sound - Generic screams. I think the truck shouldnt have tooted, and he shouldnt have looked at it.

Violence - the stick died. fairly ok death.

interactivity - replay button maybe?

humour - quite funny, when hes falling, but i saw that truck - and the joke - from a mile off.

Overall - thats a quite nice movie

Id like to see more

Score: 10

"AMAZING!!!!!"

submission: Angry White Boy Polka

date: October 29, 2003

Holy shit!!!
This is some quality work!

Graphics - Really neat, fast frame rate, and they fit the music.

Style - Its got Papa Roach, System of a Down, The White Stripes, Limp Biskit, Eminem and so much more!!!! How can you say that it hasnt got style. The animation all fits the music, it doesnt seem out of place.

Sound: Its got all of the above, and really good quality and compressed like hell. I dunno how you do it!

Violence: A bit of violence, but only where its needed.

Interactivity: Theres a replay button.

Humour: The graphics are really cute, and funny. Just really cool in a way I cant really describe.

OVERALL: AMAZING!!! The best music video on NG, by a long shot. Amazing song, amazing graphics, and only 2.5 megabytes for that quality! This is going straight to the top of my favorite submissions.

Nice job!!!

Score: 3

"Ok, but post jokes on the bbs."

submission: In The Navy

date: October 24, 2003

it may be a really funny joke, but the sound is annoying, the graphics and animation are minimal, and it sounds like a gay joke from the name.

Score: 4

"Hmmm... that was ok but"

submission: NG Protecter

date: October 13, 2003

quite a bit of the time, when i fired, a different bad movie died, ie, fire upwards (obviously) and one on my left got destroyed. Not sure why