Score: 10

"SMACK MY BITCH UP"

submission: China VS Tibet 2008

date: April 1, 2009

I approve of this. Prodigy 4tw, and shit is real and blah blah blah and yeah I agree with china.

Score: 10

"Hmmmm"

submission: BBM Dance Party

date: October 22, 2008

I didn't rememember wearing that hat.

Score: 0

"I really didn't like this"

submission: Poozy at the Disco

date: October 16, 2008

The flash didn't contain much. I mean, it was just a disco-ball, poozy swinging his engorged member around, some lights, and some funky music. And the funky music was the only thing I enjoyed about it. And not enough to warrant even one star. Please, please, try and put some effort into your next flashes, guys.

Score: 8

"Great hook"

submission: -The Tower-

date: October 16, 2008

Painfully hard, painfully addictive, however I'd recommend just a couple of gameplay changes:

Firstly have a quick restart button. Lets say hitting 'r' automatically restarts the game, regardless of where you are.

Secondly, try and reduce the 'black screen' time before the scoreboards pop up. If possible.

Thirdly, have perhaps the score/jump bar at the bottom 50% opacity grey rather than black, and have a clear line that shows "You cannot land on a platform below this line", as a few times I've landed on platforms I can't actually see anymore.

Score: 8

"Hahahahahahahaha"

submission: Hugh Laurie IRL.

date: October 12, 2008

PLEASE please please tell me what song black man was singing.

also, you're crazy.

you should get your head checked out.

Score: 10

"Indescribably good"

submission: All I Need

date: October 4, 2008

This flash was incomparable. I can't believe I didn't see it sooner, All I Need isn't even one of my favourite Radiohead songs, but the flash fit it so perfectly, I almost felt tears welling up. The animation was amazing, very surreal, and completely moving. The black and white background, with the splatters of colour... emerging from balls in their head? Awesome. Incredible.

Score: 8

"I feel honoured"

submission: BananaBreedsMuffins EP #1

date: October 3, 2008

To get some kind of flash written about me.

Score: 10

"Absolutely incredible."

submission: Easy Way Out

date: August 18, 2008

Unlike KaishiKyouki, I don't view this movie as sbc's last moments imagination running wild (although I did consider it).

I instead saw him as being tired of running, and just accepting fate after realising when the devil offers him a hand out of a situation for the third time that he'd just be running for the whole of his life, so he does a livecorpse.

Anyway, an absolutely stunning movie. While not the most proficient animation ever, the style suited it well, and the devil just looked absolutely incredible, with those shoes and the white tail and so on. Also some interesting depiction of clocks, for example I thought it very interesting when banana was shot, and the banana actually splattered against the wall.

The music was a perfect match, it suited the style of the movie perfectly. When SBC was breaking out of the prison and Bob Dylan sang "You can't win with a loosing hand", it just rang true completely. The chorus of
'People are crazy and times are strange
I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range
I used to care, but things have changed'
again just related to the movie so poignantly that i've reverted to writing complete bullshit in reviews.

erm

yeah

i liked.

Score: 10

"Hahaha, absolutely classic"

submission: Tom & the Afro-Ninja Sigs

date: August 7, 2008

There aren't enough flash submitted about the BBS, it's good to see some representin'. Plus I loved it because I get referenced in it twice.

Anyway, before this gets flagged abusive because it doesnt have any comment on the flash (whatever, i thought that rule was a bit shitty anyway), erm.... yeah. this flash is awesome. hilarious. neat graphics. Cool sig making thing. afro luis. Eggbert. jokes. yes.

Awesome.

Score: 8

"A great first flash"

submission: =FLOW=

date: March 4, 2008

I really liked this, the music was subtle but not just background, and the atypical white on black fbf and the glow around the lines really made it stand out. At the end it became a bit sloppy though, I thought, when the lines got thicker, but still, a beautiful piece.