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Nazi mods

Posted by BananaBreadMuffin Oct. 10, 2008 @ 2:12 PM EDT

I will now open up the floor to any questions in regards to the official revealing of my campaign for Nazi Moderator 2008.

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The People Have Spoken

47 Comments

Oct. 10, 2008 | 3:07 PM Corky-D says:

Are you gonna bake us too?

Oct. 10, 2008 | 3:12 PM BananaBreadMuffin responds:

I promise to revolutionise the preconception held by the general public of Nazis as inherently bad people by promising to commit genocide on an UNHEARD of level!


Oct. 10, 2008 | 3:11 PM Mr-Destruction says:

I'm sorry to say but I think Poozy has a bit of a lead on you when it comes to Nazism of his moderator position.

Oct. 10, 2008 | 3:12 PM BananaBreadMuffin responds:

But, you wouldn't give a job in a crane to a Nazi, would you?


Oct. 10, 2008 | 3:24 PM Mr-Destruction says:

LOL sure why not? More Nazi power!!

But, if you keep locking threads that way like your last one then your journey for Nazi Moderator will be win.


Oct. 10, 2008 | 3:26 PM igott says:

BBM for Nazi Mod! Or them Commies Will get ya!


Oct. 10, 2008 | 4:34 PM RasherClock says:

I AM RASHERCLOCK, BWUHAHAHAHA


Oct. 10, 2008 | 6:55 PM CashClock says:

Sieg Heil!


Oct. 10, 2008 | 7:03 PM KennyD says:

Alle Hagel Banana Bread Muffin! 2008 Nazi-Moderator des Jahres! Befolgen Sie oder sterben Sie Newgrounds Idioten!


Oct. 10, 2008 | 7:06 PM BrianEtrius says:

Will Malachy stand up for this being the President of the United States?

Oct. 11, 2008 | 9:13 AM BananaBreadMuffin responds:

Senator Malachy has not released any official statements regarding my campaign yet, but through private channels he has expressed his support for my cause.


Oct. 10, 2008 | 7:33 PM DannyJay says:

I'm Danish. guess where it is. guess where denmark is and what happened when nazi's invaded.


Oct. 11, 2008 | 12:54 AM xXCostelloXx says:

If elected what do you prepose to do about darfur?

Oct. 11, 2008 | 9:11 AM BananaBreadMuffin responds:

I propose to supply the government with more troops to assure that the atrocities against their leaders are stopped!


Oct. 11, 2008 | 2:32 AM Thracian says:

Sieg Heil!


Oct. 11, 2008 | 6:41 AM darthbugar says:

Will you kill the jews?

Oct. 11, 2008 | 9:11 AM BananaBreadMuffin responds:

I promise not only to kill the jews, but also all the blacks, gypsies, homosexuals, and newgrounders!


Oct. 11, 2008 | 12:27 PM X-Gary-Gigax-X says:

I love it


Oct. 11, 2008 | 2:47 PM aquaticmole says:

Why is your foreign policy, when it comes to the Georgia situation?

Oct. 12, 2008 | 10:45 AM BananaBreadMuffin responds:

I fully support the Russians in their opression of the west-favouring georgians!


Oct. 11, 2008 | 3:31 PM Sinitech says:

If your campaign is successful, and you do indeed become Nazi Mod, what do you plan to do about the high 'noob post' rates lately. And how do you plan to raise the suicide mortality rate in an average newgrounds day?

Oct. 12, 2008 | 10:45 AM BananaBreadMuffin responds:

I plan to bring the suicide rate down to zero, by introducing a revolutionary scheme known as "One strike and you're incinerated", with a zero tolerance scheme to go with it!


Oct. 11, 2008 | 7:30 PM Mr-Destruction says:

So I'm now the new User page moderator and I'm banning you from making anymore nazi news posts.

Oct. 12, 2008 | 10:45 AM BananaBreadMuffin responds:

In the new regime, there won't be any room for troublemakers such as yourself.


Oct. 11, 2008 | 7:47 PM letiger says:

BBM WE SALUTE YOU!

DEATH TO THE JEWS

Oct. 12, 2008 | 10:46 AM BananaBreadMuffin responds:

SIEG HEIL!


Oct. 11, 2008 | 7:53 PM mranarchy says:

Where do I vote?

Because Malachy is waaaaay more nazi than you could ever be

come to think of it so is Poozy

Oh well...I'm sure you can be happy with 3rOH SHIT FUNKbrs


Oct. 12, 2008 | 1:05 AM HarraH says:

YOUR A NAZI MOD

Oct. 12, 2008 | 10:46 AM BananaBreadMuffin responds:

Ah, Test-Subject-Alpha!


Oct. 12, 2008 | 10:46 AM BananaBreadMuffin responds:

Your sexual preferences are not my concern.

However, you shall still be burnt alive for them.


Oct. 12, 2008 | 2:44 AM madnessassault says:

yay genecide kill da lebs lulz


Oct. 12, 2008 | 3:08 AM SacredShit says:

Will you replace grenades with explosive muffins?


Oct. 12, 2008 | 8:13 AM Aci6 says:

Good Luck (hidden paradox)!


Oct. 12, 2008 | 8:36 AM squidly says:

Sprechen sie Duetsch?


Oct. 12, 2008 | 11:11 AM Porkchop says:

As Nazi Moderator of 08, what are your stances on popular BBS deficiencies such as Trolling, Religion Wars, and Spam?

Oct. 12, 2008 | 6:25 PM BananaBreadMuffin responds:

I promise to ban all trolling, discussion, and posting with an even amount of characters!

Updated: Oct. 12, 2008, 6:25 PM

Oct. 12, 2008 | 11:25 AM PICONJO9 says:

SIEG HEIL!!! LOL :D


Oct. 12, 2008 | 11:41 AM solardave says:

Why can't dictators draw nice.


Oct. 12, 2008 | 2:49 PM NaziiNinja says:

ur motherfucking mom u piece of shit


Oct. 12, 2008 | 6:56 PM BrianEtrius says:

President Malachy denies the allegations that you have his support. Care to comment?

Oct. 12, 2008 | 8:11 PM BananaBreadMuffin responds:

I would like to take this moment to reiterate just how friendly we are in private.


Oct. 12, 2008 | 8:10 PM The-Hitman says:

I support you, my Fuhrer!

Sieg Heil!


Oct. 13, 2008 | 4:08 AM hollerhollerholler7 says:

how do i vote ya u little prick.


Oct. 13, 2008 | 6:51 AM wedgeman says:

Do Nazis pray to the Almighty Pie, The Great Cake, or The Mighty Muffin?
Or do they believe in the cosmic paradox (Pie counter Cake, Cake counters Muffin, and Muffin counters Pie. Think of it like a massive game of "Paper-scissors-rock", but when someone losses, millions of people die!)


Oct. 13, 2008 | 8:47 AM Lost-Chances says:

According to the Sunday Times, you aim to bring equality to all the races, sexes and all people of all sexualities by...Wiping out all of them except straight white people and deeming women inhuman and only fit for breeding, cooking and cleaning purposes.

Would you care to comment about your claims?

Oct. 13, 2008 | 9:58 AM BananaBreadMuffin responds:

The statement issued to the Sunday Times was correct, and I am happy with the wording.

Next question?


Oct. 13, 2008 | 10:30 AM WritersBlock says:

I'll wait for IndianaJones moderator to save the day again.


Oct. 13, 2008 | 10:32 AM Kevin says:

That muffin looks delicious.

May I have a bite?


Oct. 13, 2008 | 1:03 PM idiot-monarch says:

How would you comment on the claim made by the Washington Post that you are in fact a liberal?

Not that I believe this wild claim, dear Fuhrer.

Sieg heil! also tits


Oct. 13, 2008 | 8:02 PM RobotTaco says:

Bitte, mein Fuhrer: Was bilden Sie die Amtssprache von Newgrounds, sobald Sie Nazi-Umb, werden? Deutsche? Englische? Was denken sie?

Oct. 13, 2008 | 10:59 PM BananaBreadMuffin responds:

When the regime is put into place, I will formally announce my plan to retain English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. However, to aid the transfer to the Nazi Regime, I will bring about some changes to the language to make it more appropriate.

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c." Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik emthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like fotograf" 20 persent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru.


Oct. 14, 2008 | 7:55 AM BlackberryClock says:

why how


Oct. 14, 2008 | 11:36 AM igott says:

I'm Campaigning against you!!! I'm the better Nazi Mod.


Oct. 14, 2008 | 6:03 PM Ledgey says:

What will you do with Boris Johnson?
Also will we all get free copies of Muffin Kampf?


Oct. 14, 2008 | 7:49 PM TheWingMan says:

nazi douche bag


Oct. 14, 2008 | 8:53 PM speeling says:

Are you hitler?


Oct. 14, 2008 | 9:10 PM The-Hitman says:

What is your concern for our children?

Oct. 15, 2008 | 7:22 AM BananaBreadMuffin responds:

That they will grow up not being able to distinguish the jew-queue for the incinerator, the black-queue, the gypsy-queue, and the gay-queue.


Oct. 15, 2008 | 1:41 AM TheWingMan says:

your a jew........


Oct. 15, 2008 | 7:33 AM Black-Ops says:

Whoooo, do you theeeeenk, you are keeeeding Meester Hitler?

Doo, doo doo doo, doo doo.

*Dad's Army theme tune*


Oct. 15, 2008 | 12:45 PM EyeLovePoozy says:

LMFAO

BBM for little fluffy kitty cat '08!


Oct. 15, 2008 | 5:51 PM hippolordhom says:

I thoroughly support this ingenious decision, but i would like to comment on how the incinerators so constantly mentioned in your revolution are to be used, such as whether they will be hand operated weapons deployed in squads of infantry, orbital grazers, remote turrets deployed in each town, city, small nation, ect. , a physical chamber ( this process would be very expensive considering how many noobs are on Newgrounds), devices functioning via internet connection placed inside routers or modems, an actual branch of the intergalactic federation of Nazi's which will rise in 126 and 23/45 years (this took a lot of math), and whether I will be punished for this shameless run-on sentence.

Oct. 16, 2008 | 3:47 AM BananaBreadMuffin responds:

The loose plans for incinerators so far have outlined the following:

In boroughs of 75,000 or more, an incinerator will be constructed.

Shortly after my win in the election, you will report to your nearest large town to register for the incineration queue. This registration will also feature a very quick medical to determine if you have any value to me alive, but I very much doubt it.

The incinerators will be incredibly advanced, and will run on a brand new incredible technology that allows them to be fueled off the fear of the commoners.

Therefore to maximise their efficiency, we will construct in a gothic architechture. Funds will be appropriated from... oh, I don't know. Let's just say.... bedn.

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